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Andreas
05.02.2010, 13:38
Выкопал где-то в сети, VW тоже досталось:frown:
Особенно приколол LOTUS:mlol:

AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW - Brutal Money Waster
BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nuters
DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothings Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR - Jows And Germans Usually Argue Retail
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN - Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
PORSCHE - Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT - Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Limp of Trash
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
MOSKVIC - Milij, Otjezzaij Sto Kilometrov, Vilezaj i Čiņi (Russian)
OPEL - Owned Per Elimentary Loosers

Marduk
05.02.2010, 13:50
Здорово :good:
про форд еще такое слышал
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily

Serge
05.02.2010, 14:51
Про хонду прикололо...:biggrin:

Лектор
05.02.2010, 16:36
VW довольно жёстко:rolleyes:

Кокс
05.02.2010, 22:11
как то плохо по ауди прошлись:russian_ru:

Гарик99
05.02.2010, 22:18
ну почему жеш с разу на рашу низя (йоптеть)???:russian_ru::mlol::drinks::drinks::vaw e:

Матроскин
05.02.2010, 22:18
Кокс, а за ФВ тебе, значиццо не обидно:russian_ru: Аудист:crazy:

commercial
05.02.2010, 22:56
porshe приколол :smile: